I’m not going to be on today, cause I’m going to ma music festival, so please don’t reopen me. I’ll try and be on when I get home tonight.
Every society needs heroes. And every society has them. The reason we don’t often see them is because we don’t bother to look. x
That Octavia girl on The Hundred could get it.
Too bad she wouldn’t want it.
I got sunburn on my nose, help.
I’m calling you Rudolph from now on.
Today feels like a lazy day.
Everyday is a lazy day for you.
Is everything that comes out of your mouth dumb?
Everything that comes out of my mouth is the truth. Not my fault you have a tic tac dick.
Everyone is going to know you have a small dick.
What if i’m caught on camera showering? Or even worse, wanking? Fuck.